For having bare legs this ridiculously freezing/snowing/polar vortex-ing fashion week…
2. You are roadtesting the new Heattech Skin.
3. Tights don’t go with your full Prada look.
4. You are on your way to the club after your next show.
5. You are on the runway.
6. You are allergic to pants.
Please put on some tights/socks/anything!