My dream in life is to have as many earrings as Esmerelda. I want a ladder of gold hoops climbing up my ears.
Instead, anytime I try to pierce my ears (with gun / needle / gold / stainless, I’ve tried it all), they’ve decided they want to get infected.
And now, both myself and Vanessa (who is also a non-pierced partner in crime) can rock cool ear parties like our fellow pierced friends.
And while I have you — if ANYONE, I’m talking ANYONE knows of GOOD clip on hoop earrings I’M ALL EARS (pun very much intended).