Ok, this one’s got me stumped. My leather pants squeak.
You heard me. As in, I wore them for months and then, one day, I’m like a little mouse not so quietly walking down the hall.
Did you ever see that episode of Seinfeld when George HAS to have a suit that’s on sale, only to find out it makes a horrendous swoosh when he walks? That’s me and, now, I may not be as neurotic as George but, when you start to think your clothes are making people look at you funny, it might make you crazy….
Are the seams coming apart? Is the leather loose and my legs rubbing against each other? Perhaps I’m just losing it because I have no explanation?!
Have you ever heard of such a thing? I can’t stop wearing them by the way! If it can’t be solved, I will just have to learn to live with the squeak.